Must slam head into wall

Looks like there’s another up-and-coming iPod competitor looking to challenge the king. Only, this one has a secret weapon; a killer feature that’s sure to generate an inordinate amount of buzz compared to its probably mediocre music playing capabilities. This MP3 player stands to get people talking as much as did the sony “white is coming” ad campaign. You see, this MP3 player is titled nothing other than “i.Beat blaxx“.

I guess they’re targeting the computer-savvy southern yokel–a great untapped demographic! I mean, who else participates in this market segment? They’ll snap up mindshare in an instant! Those genius marketers of theirs deserve multi-figure raises!

I wish them the best of luck in their not-at-all uphill battle.